January 2009
26 posts
dailystendhal:
copycats:
“Womanizer” by Lily...
A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow...
Man to his wife: I think it's raining.
Wife: No, that feels like snow to me, dear.
Man: Let's not fight about it. Let's ask Comrade Rudolph (a minor communist party official) whether it's officially raining or snowing.
Comrade Rudolph: It's raining, of course.
Wife: I know that felt like snow.
Man: Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
Not only is Jay Brannan beautiful and in Shortbus...
http://gawker.com/5134796/ →
Debbie Reynolds vs. Jamie Lee Curtis
Leo: I met Debbie Reynolds last week in a chat room. She's 23 years old and lives in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Me: Leo, you shouldn't meet people in chat rooms. What did you think of this?
Leo: I thought it was a little strange, but TV adds a few years so... I guess Jamie Lee Curtis isn't 53; she's more like 25.
Breeding Beauty →
I don’t fit these requirements, but if you’re 5’7”, white, attractive, and can prove your intelligence, then you can make $100,000 this summer! As a model? Not quite…
